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Sorry fellaz! This arrived in my inbox today and I had to share with y’all! Mind you, if I were an american, I wouldn’t vote for Kerry either. D.R. George W. Bush Resume: Past work experience: * Ran for congress and lost. * Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. * Bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock. * Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to Chicago. * With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments: * Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in America. * Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in the U.S. * Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. * Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. Accomplishments as president: * First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. * In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. * Members of Bush cabinet are the richest administration in history. (the ‘poorest’ multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). * Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. * Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. * Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. * Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. * First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. * After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history. * Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. * Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period. * Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. * Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history. * Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. * Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. * Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. * Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.